Fraught with anxiety, little David is troubled why Nuns wear wedding rings, why a confessed killer gets to go to Heaven, why Protestants are buried on the other side of the fence, why there are many half-souls in Limbo because of his spilled sperm. A funny and sad memoir filled with a true cast of characters.
David Robert Loblaw lives on the windy flatlands of Canada with his wife and hound dogs. He has never learned to type with more than one finger or swim. His lifelong dream of becoming an astronaut will start to come true this weekend when he wins the big lottery.